‘Tis the season to be horny…and of course, jolly, too. Come to think of it, being horny and jolly go hand-in-hand. I mean, if you’re not enjoying yourself during masturbation and sex, you’re doing something wrong.
This holiday season, you should get your partner or friend—or screw it, treat yourself—something that will satiate those horny seasonal urges. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of our favorite sex toys and related accoutrements, from masturbation sleeves to couple’s toys that vibrate, pulse, and suck (in a good way). Happy shopping!
The Eggplant Emojibator
Emojibators offer you the biggest bang for your buck. They’re only $29, and they are guaranteed to make the lucky recipient smile and laugh when they open their present.
Liberty Limited Edition Clitoral Stimulator
All hail the clit-sucking vibrator. This travel-size option from Womanizer uses “Pleasure Air Technology” to stimulate the clitoris without even touching it. It also uses gentle sucking and soft vibrations to create a new type of orgasm.
Premium Clitoral Stimulator
This super-powerful Womanizer toy has 12 intensity levels and a “smart silence” feature that lets it turn on when it’s in close contact to the body.
Bionic Bullet With Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring
This is the perfect gift for both you and a parter with a vagina. It’s a vibrating cock ring that goes around your shaft and testicles, and it has a little “rabbit” at the end to stimulate your partner’s clitoris during sex.
Father of Pearl Cock Ring
If you want to splurge, look no further. This $300 cock ring makes you feel like a goddamn king when you have sex. (You can read my full review of it here!)
GLUVR 6 Function Finger Vibrator
Here’s a fun fact. No matter how good you are at fingering your partner, GLUVR will make you even better. That’s because your fingers cannot vibrate. With GLUVR, they can.
Lelo makes sleek, high-end sex toys that don’t actually look like sex toys at all, and this remote-controlled couples’ massager is no exception. The Tiani 3 is a perfect choice for couples who are looking for something that can be easily integrated into foreplay or sex itself.
Vector Vibrating Prostate Massager
I’ve written a full review of the Vector (which you can read here), but in short, this is a great butt plug for beginners. It’s pretty small. The bulbous head really hits the prostate, and the “base” part actually stimulates your perineum (aka taint or grundle), which is an often ignored, but highly sensitive erogenous zone.
Zero Flip Luxury Male Masturbator
This sex toy has various textures in the sleeve itself. In my experience, most masturbating sleeves or Fleshlights have one smooth silicone-like texture. The Flip Zero has a bunch of different ridges and grooves, so it feels different on each part of your penis. (Read my full review of it here!)
Extreme Wave Textured Blowjob Stroker
This is a great blowjob accessory, especially for guys who are extremely well-endowed, but still want to experience the sensation of being deepthroated.
Purple Latex Devil Mask
This is a latex devil mask. That’s it. That’s the sell. If you think a partner would like it, you should get it, because it’s undoubtedly sexy.
Sex Position Wedge
Caesar Vibrating Anal Plug Cock Ring
It’s shocking how inexpensive Lyps’ Anal Plug Cock Ring is. You would assume it’s complete garbage given that it costs only $10, but that isn’t the case. The Caesar hits your prostate, testicles, and scrotal sac, leading to immense pleasure while having sex.
As sexologist Gigi Engle previously wrote for Men’s Health, “If your partner has a clitoris, Eva II is a must-have. This toy sits over the clitoris, with its flexible wings hooking under the labia to keep it in place. All of a sudden, intercourse becomes a super orgasmic experience for both of you. Plus, Eva is so small it doesn’t even look like a sex toy.”
Small Silicone Inflatable Butt Plug
Obviously this bad boy isn’t for beginners. But let me tell you something, it is a strange but arousing sensation to have something expand inside of you. (Read my full review of the inflatable butt plug here.)
Sync Adjustable Couples Vibrator
The We-Vibe Sync is the ultimate example of a smart sex toy: It actually comes with an app that allows users to control vibrations from afar. It stimulates both the clitoris and vagina and can be used alone or during sex.
Commando Silicone Cock Ring
Sometimes you don’t need to reinvent the wheel… or the ring. This is a simple, sturdy cock ring guaranteed to help you with stronger erections.
Loki Vibrating Prostate Massager
The Loki is a very simple and effective vibrating massager that doesn’t have any bells and whistles. It just feels really damn good.
Collar With Nipple Clamps
You aren’t getting anything fancy with this collar/nipple clamp ring combo; it’s only $10. But if you or your partner isn’t someone who cares about aesthetics, and you just want something safe to grip those nipples, then here you go!
Vice 2 Vibrating G-spot Stimulator
When I tried the Aneros Vice 2, it hit the spot, literally. There was something about the curvature of the device that really felt incredible. (Read my full review of the Vice 2 here!)
Vibrator For Fingers
Dame products are known to make some of the best high-end sex toys on the market. This finger vibrator is simple to take on and off and works for foreplay, sex, or solo play.
Sexologist Gigi Engle also recommends the Lovely 2.0. She noted in our roundup of the 30 best sex toys for men: “The Lovely 2.0 is being touted as the best cock ring currently on the market. Its pointed head aligns perfectly with the clitoris and vulva, offering a female partner maximum clitoral stimulation during intercourse. The Lovely 2.0 can make erections last longer and shoot you into another universe.”
I have it on good authority that this is a hell of a good clitoris sucking toy. While I’ve used it with partners during sex, it’s also a toy she can use on her own.
The Novice Plug is (obviously) good for beginners due to its shape and size. It has six different vibration levels and 15 vibration patterns for a multitude of erotic combinations.
Faux Fur Bunny Tail Butt Plug
I mean, you know what to do with this. Give it to someone (or yourself) who will love sticking it in their butt, so they look like a little bunny.
Hugo Prostate Massager
Hugo is one of the, if not the, best prostate massager currently on the market (and it has a perineum vibrator!). The best part of the Hugo is how easily and quickly it switches between vibrations speeds. You can easily tilt the hand-held remote, to change the vibration intensity. Another cool fact is that the Hugo actually localizes the vibrations.
Tension Lover E-Stim Unit
Have you ever tried e-stim? If not, read this immediately. With the Mystim Tension Lover you can have everything from soft touch to intense pulsations. It comes with two adjustable channels and seven different programs for beginners to advanced electricity lovers. Of course, it’s perfectly safe when used according to direction.
This may look like a cute little pink paddle, but if the top (aka the person doing the spanking) knows what they’re doing, this little paddle can do some damage (in a good way)!
Snug Plug 2
This is a simple, not-super-intimidating butt plug for guys wanting to build up to anal sex or are simply interested in adding sensation to their behind.
Anal Plugs: 3 Piece Set
These anal plugs are bordering on anal beads. The different grooves give you something to work up to. And they’re cheap—it’s three toys for less than $12 on Amazon!
Stamina Training Unit
This is your classic, stick-your-dick-in-it Fleshlight. It feels damn good.
Tantra Feather Teaser Tickler
Is your partner ticklish? Then they will either love or hate you for getting them this gift. Tickle play, however, might be exactly what you need to spice up your sex life.